Ep. 307: The Main Topic Was Hijacked By A Tangent!

by surfreportpod•Posted January 17, 2023•0 Comment(s)

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In this one I tell you about the world’s worst refrigerator, my three Sunday errands (Dairy Queen, the final scratch-off tickets, beer store), and my first real exposure to the Joe Rogan podcast. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Joe Rogan interviewing Bob Lazar
Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers

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Ep. 306: Are You Two From Alabammy?

by surfreportpod•Posted January 13, 2023•0 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you more about the insane sleep analysis my new Fitbit serves up, my issue with Amazon Prime, and a run-down of the TV shows we’re watching during the cold and dark days of winter. All this and the return of the Whistle Dick of the Week, AND(!) three new calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Yesterday DVD finally arrived
Dead to Me trailer
Selling the Hamptoms trailer
Selling Sunset trailer
Perry Mason intro
Freevee.tv
Enjoy Yourself by The Specials
Boxing Day on Wikipedia
Never wash your jeans?

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Ep. 305: Zipp and Eugene Outtakes!

by surfreportpod•Posted January 13, 2023•0 Comment(s)

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In this one I tell you about the concerning sleep analysis my new Fitbit is delivering me, a water main break in our neighborhood that caused much concern, and also share a montage of additional material from the marathon Ep. 300 extravaganza with Producer Zipp and Eugene B. Sims. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 304: They Ended Up With Ass-Skin On Their Forearms

by surfreportpod•Posted December 29, 2022•0 Comment(s)


In this one I tell you about our finally-in-the-rearview holiday, the so-called “bomb cyclone” we endured, a documentary about horrific death we watched on Christmas Eve, a gift I received that’s already making me (even more) neurotic, an amazing DVD box set I recently procured, and my annual phone conversation with SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 303: I Just Heated Up My Ankle Sack!

by surfreportpod•Posted December 26, 2022•0 Comment(s)

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In this one I tell you about my treacherous slick-ass rides to work, a bizarre item our older boy purchased, my current thoughts on Christmas and New Years Eve, a couple of shocking deaths, and a documentary about the Burger Chef Murders. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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RIP Terry Hall
RIP Tom Browning
The White Lotus
Dead to Me
The Burger Chef murders

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