Ep. 217: They Have Room?! They Have Room!

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In this one I tell you about a now-defunct bar in Wilkes-Barre that reportedly had the men’s room mic’d up for the amusement of the other patrons, some of our current and past “trash day” adventures, a Spotify playlist I created of all the 45 rpm records I owned as a youngling, the impossibly fast delivery of a recent Amazon order vs. the way it used to be, and the wonders of PlutoTV.

PlutoTV
The ’45s I Owned As A Kid’ playlist

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Ep. 216: Obnoxious Outdoor Karaoke!

In this one I tell you about how I was recently forced to wear fancy-pants to work, a loud and obnoxious patio party in the neighborhood (with sound clip!), our triumphant return to a favorite watering hole, receiving the Shingles vaccine (with side effects report), a popular Facebook group that’s experiencing the effects of the generation gap, and a wildly entertaining new book I’m reading. All this and two great new calls to the hotline!

The Greatest Beer Run Ever
Backyard Ale House

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Doesn’t look very hopping, I know, but Backyard Ale House was fun on Saturday:

Ep. 215: Random Notes From The Bunker!


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In this one I tell you about a negative comment someone wrote about me on Facebook, a famous rapper stopping for lunch in our little town and eating a shitload of chicken, a tiny tweak I’m making to the $10 Scratch Off Project, Toney’s two wildly different reactions to the yard work the younger boy and I did, Tom Scharpling’s great new memoir, and the purchase of Louis CK tickets.

Scharpling memoir
Louis CK tour

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Ep. 214: If You Have Anything For The Judge, You Can Leave It With Me

In this one I tell you about a news app that’s driving me mad, talk about the ludicrous amount of money people spend on weddings, the amount we paid, and why pre-wedding blood tests used to be required. I also share a new call from Ian in Scotland.

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Ep. 213: Ridin’ To Work With Jeff!


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In this one I ramble and rage while navigating Interstate 81, the Devil’s Parkway. Among the things I “discuss” are the challenges the younger boy is having after moving out of the house, how I’m almost always right (it’s true!), an expensive and hassle-filled Rolling Stones concert I’m apparently attending in October, some other items on our summer docket, and the American Pickers news that’s upsetting me for some reason. All this, and an amazing Midnight Oil imitation!

Stuff referenced in the episode:

“Ain’t Nice” by Viagra Boys
Rolling Stones No Filter Tour 2021
Eels Lockdown Hurricane Tour 2022
Bill Burr The Tour 2021
Where all the Pickers stuff started

And some other important things:

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