Ep. 312: It Was A Sack Of Sauce With A Nipple On It!

by surfreportpod•Posted February 20, 2023•1 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you about:

  • the exciting email I received from Major League Baseball
  • the shockingly high cost of fast food now
  • a trendy Facebook list o’ questions I answered and kinda regretted
  • friends who say they’re retired from seeing live music
  • the Whistle Dick of the Week

Plus three new calls from the hotline:

  • Producer Zipp: Dairy Queen sucks, and the thrilling start of the World Baseball Classic
  • Patrick: People who don’t know how to properly order in a restaurant
  • A disgruntled listener annoyed by a previous episode

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

The Facebook list o’ questions I answered

MLB.TV (I cannot live without it)

The Feelies at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, PA

World Baseball Classic

Ep. 311: I’m Going To Lay Waste To A Whole Farmyard!

by surfreportpod•Posted February 13, 2023•0 Comment(s)

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon

In this one I tell you about my Super Bowl plans, a photograph of my old Little League team that appeared online, our first visit to the cult-like Duck Donuts, my exciting new Fecal Float idea, yet another time travel novel I’m reading, and the latest season of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime.

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

The mighty Dentists baseball team of 1975. I’m second player from the left, back row. You know? Beside Danny Bailey?

Waiting in line at the new Duck Donuts.

Our expertly-ordered dozen (after we got home)

The latest time travel novel I’m reading.

The previous one.

Reddit post that Surf Reporter Andrew sent me.

 

 

Ep. 310: Hoober Doober, Please Come Back!

by surfreportpod•Posted February 8, 2023•0 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you about the rogue notification light that appeared on my dashboard and the aggravations it caused, the exciting baseball tickets I procured, some rare socializing with other human beings we participated in, and an article that Surf Reporter Andrew sent me about a fecal tragedy that occurred in a sensory deprivation tank. All this and the Whistle Dick of the Week AND! a fresh new call from Wisey in T-Town. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 309: Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia!

by surfreportpod•Posted February 3, 2023•0 Comment(s)

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon

In this one I tell you about a confusing and off-putting encounter I recently had in a public restroom, my various weekend errands and adventures, and the struggles I’m encountering with my new work schedule! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 308: Overrated!

by surfreportpod•Posted January 24, 2023•0 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you about the virus in our house, give you an update on the cactus, and share a long list of things I believe are overrated. All this and two new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com