Ep. 294: There’s Virus In The House!

In this one I tell you about the latest roadblock the universe has thrown in our way leading up to The Big Trip, our goal of getting “centered,” Toney’s latest dog-watching adventure, my highly-detailed comprehensive travel checklist, my begrudging admiration of the new baseball playoff format, an update on my weight loss attempt, and the latest No New Jeffs column! All this and a fresh new call from Sharon V. from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Surf Report mailing list
$5 Scratch-Off Project

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

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Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 293: The Universe Is Conspiring Against Us!

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon

In this one I tell you about the many ways the universe seems to be conspiring to ruin or derail our long-awaited trip to Myrtle Beach. And I discuss the brutal slaughter I witnessed in our front yard of an endangered species. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Wheeler’s Dog podcast
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Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 292: I’ve Blasted Through The Plateau!

In this one I tell you about a picture of me that was taken during our recent West Virginia trip that shook me to my core, my plan to do something about it, how nature’s Botox fights against Scrotum Face, the sad end of baseball season, and your thoughts on Portland, Maine! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Wheeler’s Dog podcast
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Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 291: A Return To The Motherland!

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon

In this one I tell you about my recent trip to West Virginia, with the older boy, to visit my parents. Some highlights: a return to my favorite record store (still in business!), wandering around inside the state capitol, Hillbilly Hotdogs, and the Dunbar Fall Festival. Also: hot bologna and genuine West Virginia hotdogs! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening.

No New Jeffs Substack website
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Wheeler’s Dog podcast
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Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

20 PHOTOS FROM THE TRIP!

Ep. 290: And Where Are My Mueslis?!

In this one I tell you about our impending trip to the Motherland, discuss the chaos at a St. Louis chess tournament, and the many demands of the newly-crowned King Charles. All this and three new calls to the hotline where we talk about:

  • Our three favorite Phil Hendrie characters
  • The availability of Schlitz beer
  • The good side and bad side of TikTok
  • Great prank/crank calls of the past

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

No New Jeffs Substack website
Surf Report mailing list
$5 Scratch-Off Project

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

Need twice the Surf Report? We’ve got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you’ll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They’re each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

The legendary Budget Tapes and Records

The fantastic Hillbilly Hotdogs

The Surf Report Instagram (aka ‘gram)

Dunbar Fall Festival

How do you cheat in live chess?

King Charles’ outrageous list of demands revealed

The Phil Hendrie Show

Taco Mac: Georgia’s Neighborhood Bar

Go for the Gusto!