Author: surfreportpod

Ep. 326: Can You Roll Down A Window On A Supersonic Jet?

by surfreportpod•Posted May 29, 2023•2 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you about:

  • Toney hitting a deer with her car
  • the new roof we need to have installed (ugh!)
  • the incredibly-stupid Airport ’79
  • the giant beer festival we attended at the original Woodstock site
  • three items from the Surf Report news desk
  • and new calls to the hotline from Steve in NEPA and Ian in Scotland

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

No New Jeffs Substack website
Surf Report mailing list

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

Referenced in the episode:

Deer damage

Richie Cunningham following a beer festival?

Some high-stupidity from Airport ’79

Intellivision Lock ‘n’ Chase

Intellivision Night Stalker

Ian’s Instagram

The beer samples I had at the TAP New York Beer Festival:

Common Roots Brewing Light Years Ahead IPA

Paradox Brewery The Industry West Coast IPA

Hopshire Farm and Brewery Haze in the Hollow New England IPA

Destination Unknown Beer Company Hazy Escape Session IPA

Upward Brewing Golden Ratio New Zealand Pale Ale

Tradewinds Brewing House Boat IPA

Sloop Brewing Juice Bomb Northeastern IPA

Pressure Drop Brewing Auto Flower Hazy IPA

Community Beer Works High Tee Pale Ale

Mill House Brewing Company PK Pale Ale

Wild East Brewing Triumph Lager

Keg & Lantern Brewing Beyond the Haze New England Style IPA

Brindle Haus Brewing IPA

Bolton Landing Brewing Big Squeeze Imperial IPA

Stony Point Brewing Hessian Session IPA

Seneca Lake Brewing American Wild Cask Ale

Hudson Ale Works The New Black Rye IPA

Wagner Valley Brewing Cross-Section IPA

Saranac Brewery Clouded Dream IPA

Industrial Arts Brewing State of the Art IPA

Bright Eye Beer Company Pixy Stix West Coast IPA

Prison City Brewing Haze On New England IPA

Catskill Brewery Devil’s Path IPA

Bridge and Tunnel Brewery Get In, Shut Up, Hold On IPA

SingleCut Beersmiths Weird & Gilley IPA

1940’s Brewing 1940’s Lager

Ithica Beer Company Flower Power IPA

Bullfinch Brewing Miniature Giant Space Hamster Session IPA

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Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 325: Ridin’ To Work With Jeff!

by surfreportpod•Posted May 29, 2023•0 Comment(s)

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon

In this one, recorded while driving in my car, I discuss an article I read about an everyday product that was launched by stoking fear and self-doubt in people, a quickie overview of the Woodstock beer festival, the upcoming Squeeze and Psychedelic Furs tour, the worst fast food screw-up in recent memory, a freaky phone notification I received from 1974, and an ongoing 1970s disaster film jag I find myself in.

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

No New Jeffs Substack website
Surf Report mailing list

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

Need twice the Surf Report? We’ve got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you’ll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They’re each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 324: Flagged In The System!

by surfreportpod•Posted May 15, 2023•1 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Myrtle Beach, and share fresh new calls to the hotline from Scott in Jersey and Tim in Dunbar.

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

No New Jeffs Substack website
Surf Report mailing list

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

Referenced in the episode:

Pennsylvania Turnpike on Wikipedia
Overview of South Carolina fireworks laws
Blueberry’s Grill
Brookgreen Gardens
Photos from Brookgreen Gardens
Murrels Inlet Marsh Walk
Inlet Beer Garden
Pie-Eyed Parrot party boat
Drunken Jack’s restaurant
Southern Living article about Goat Island
The Gay Dolphin Gift Cove
Grand Strand Brewing
Bruce Springsteen ‘The River’ 8-track on eBay

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Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 323: Like A Dog In A Pre-Puke Pump!

by surfreportpod•Posted May 15, 2023•0 Comment(s)

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon

In this one I tell you about:

  • the ridiculous pair of underwear I’m sporting
  • my $4.99 haircut
  • the woman who’s never heard of the word “yikes”
  • a watermelon that sent me into dry heaves
  • the tracker we have on the younger boy’s phone
  • prepping for our quickie beach trip

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

No New Jeffs Substack website
Surf Report mailing list

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

Need twice the Surf Report? We’ve got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you’ll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They’re each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Ep. 322: I’ve Lived In Two Different Worlds

by surfreportpod•Posted May 4, 2023•0 Comment(s)

In this one I tell you about:

  • our upcoming quickie beach trip
  • an email phrase I’m now seeing that’s driving me up the wall
  • a list of obscure things I remember about the 1970s
  • a call from our old friend Wisey

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

No New Jeffs Substack website
Surf Report mailing list

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

Need twice the Surf Report? We’ve got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you’ll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They’re each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you’re too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com