Ep. 383: A Pre-Puke Lower-Jaw Retraction

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In this one I tell you about people who follow too closely and won’t go around, a horrible lunch I foolishly ordered, another fifth grade memory, the neighbors’ cat sleeping in our house for hours per day, and something I actually purchased through an ad on social media. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Click through this photo for a self-indulgent trip through all the places I’ve lived. Except the current place.
The shirt I ordered through an Instagram ad.
This is how the dual pouch undies worked. Way too weird for my delicate sensibilities.

1 thought on “Ep. 383: A Pre-Puke Lower-Jaw Retraction”

  1. Ian in Scotland

    Is that hole for the ‘meat and two veg’ or just ‘the veg’? If it’s the latter, then that’s what we would call a ‘baw-bag’, from the English ‘ball bag’. This is also a fairly generic Scottish insult. e.g. ‘he’s a fucking baw-bag!’ like your humourless boss at WEA.

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