Ep. 382: What Do You Remember About Fifth and Sixth Grade?

In this one I tell you about my off-the-cuff memories of fifth and sixth grades. Including, but not limited to:

  • Controversial tater tot gluttony
  • Square dancing
  • Arguing with the Giant Ant
  • A stressful meeting with the Towering Inferno
  • The removal of our bathroom door
  • Ol’ Overzealous Ellis
  • The school newspaper
  • Our class trip to Washington DC
  • A phony baloney Stevie Wonder
  • Firing cap guns straight into hotel pillows

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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I’m in this picture, but you can barely see me in the back. Note the safety patrol belt?
I made this with AI. I like it.
I don’t know where I got this, but it’s a bizarrely distorted photo of our safety patrol group in Washington DC in 1975.

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