Ep. 314: It’s A Wonder I Don’t Have A Hump

In this one I tell you about:

  • a remarkable thing I recently read in a 1958 issue of MAD magazine
  • getting creative with a few quickie vacation trips due to circumstances
  • our disappointing meeting with the tax accountant
  • the expensive new roof we’re gonna need to have installed this spring

Plus four new calls from the hotline:

  • My brother Tim: worried I might be damaging the integrity of my “wiener sphincter”
  • Eugene from Wheeler’s Dog: discussing his decision to retire from seeing live music
  • Chris from Atlanta: sharing some thoughts on Street and Smith’s annual baseball review, and some more disappointing feedback on Dairy Queen
  • Ian in Scotland: leaving his job and returning to school, his sister living in Virginia and now saying “y’all,” and guys who wear shorts in the winter

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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