Ep. 280: He Has A Nose Like A Clump Of Fungus

In this one I tell you about my planned trip to West Virginia and all the crap I have to do before I leave, Toney’s jury duty adventure, a situation my parents find themselves in that really annoys me, the day I thought I was home alone but wasn’t, a disgusting ad I keep seeing all over the internet, and a website I stumbled upon that feels like an insane invasion of privacy. All this and another call from Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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A “hedge apple”

Why do I keep seeing this ad?! What in the ever lovin’ shit??

I got two Kooks songs mixed up, but this is the one that was blaring in my meeting and also the one I was shouting. And this is Naive.

This is the search engine I found that showed me all the crazy info about my old friend.

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