In this one I tell you about the enormous amount of neighborhood grindage that wakes me up, and the spider or mosquito bites I’m getting while I sleep. I also share two new calls that came in over the hotline, one each from Patrick and Ian in Scotland. Discussed this go ’round: 70s/80s detective shows, Dennis the Menace, Apple vs. Android and the Viagra Boys. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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My friend Tim’s analysis of Season 1 of Cannon:
Season 1
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Shots fired by Cannon – 59
Shots that hit target – 23
39% success rate
Shots fired at Cannon – 81
Hits – 5
6% success rate (must be because he’s so nimble)
# fist fights – 31
# car crashes – 5
# times knocked unconscious – 4
# times Cannon applied karate chop to back of neck to render opponent unconscious – 9
# times set on fire – 1
Also, Ian sent me this link to an article about the two versions of Dennis the Menace. I had no idea!