Ep. 248: But That Doesn’t Matter, I Look Like That Every Day

In this one I tell you about my post-Covid world, the biggest vending machine ripoff in recent memory, our preparation for the impending treadmill delivery, a fake-ass Tweet that was pushed to my phone which managed to confuse and infuriate me, the end of one lottery “project” and the start of another, and my urge to write a second novel. All this and four new calls to the hotline! Enjoy!

No New Jeffs Substack column
Surf Report mailing list

Born to Laugh at Tornadoes
Primo Hoagies: good but expensive!
Final $10 Scratch-Off Project stats
The just-started $5 Scratch-Off Project
My first novel: Crossroads Road
Fiverr

Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

The “head shot” photo Wisey referenced:

The ridiculous Google transcript for Tony’s second call to the hotline:

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