Ep. 244: I Can’t Even Imagine A Scenario Where Somebody Would Ask Me For Such A Thing

In this one I tell you about my wild New Years Eve, share some thoughts about people forwarding dick pics, talk about my new Substack humor column, the death of Betty White, Toney’s upcoming participation in a mock trial, and a trip to Florida we’ll apparently be taking in early spring. All this and a fresh call from our old friend Eugene via the hotline. Enjoy!

No New Jeffs Substack column

Journey performing on New Years Eve
Dick pic preferences and suggestions — WTF??
25 Best Places to Retire in the United States (#21 made me confused)
The Less Desirables podcast featuring My Attention Span
My Attention Span on Soundcloud
Cactus Black on YouTube

$10 Scratch-Off Project
Surf Report mailing list
Wheeler’s Dog podcast
Producer Zipp’s podcast

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