Here’s another quick detour from the usual: me reading the new No New Jeffs column like I’m some scarf-wearing audiobook narrator. […]

  In this one I tell you about: A terrible short-lived kitty scare! A revolting phrase I used to hear

  In this one I tell you about: How the money comes in and quickly goes out A comforting old

  In this one I tell you about: Destroying my belt A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation Locking in

  This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for

  In this one I tell you about: A sad announcement So, people actually use sleeping masks? The big Fourth

In this one I tell you about: The weirdly lit Bunker My big PTO day o’ errands Our bus trip

In this one I tell you about: A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO An ultra-rare

In this one I tell you about: Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas My upcoming visit to the Mets’